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The M4A1 is the worst pistol. If you saw stupid bots punching together, you should use a rubber chicken and throw it to them. M4A1 is only capable on wearing Messed up scopes, Because the creator of this gun does not know how to make a gun.

You can fir a tatical stock to make this gun the most powerful on recoil,damaging you and healing enemies which is nonsense. All of M4A1 s are located on Bitter Lake that is why pros go here to beng beng noobs.

On the spawn area, if you see a guy with this beng beng, punch him like uh! uh! uh! uh! And also you need backup.

It has 3 possible attachments. The first one being atoms, The second one is bieng atoms, The third one is 10000000000000000x scope. You should never use that scope.

This gun is underpowered. When you see a person drinking sports drink while proning with ghille suit and when you start shooting, You will deal 0 damage on the head because the ghille suit has premuim armour or the level 50 armour.

This gun has 5 modes. The first one is 100 bullet burst. It fires a realy big bullet like the RPG, and deals 100x more damage but it costs a whole pack of bullets.The next is Auto. It automatically drops everything you have. Litterally everything.The next one is 0.1. It fires bullets like a minigun and deals 0.1 damage every hit.The noscope one can kill anyone far without scope but it will cost 1 1000x scope. The last and final one is retard fire. It fires radomly and the fire button is removed permanently for all weapons exept for Barrett.

The damage is realy low and retarded. The only way to make use of this beng beng is to drop it. The only way you will get the next M4A1 will be on Bitter lake again. But when you got there, Your tuk tuk blew up because of another person using M4A1. But lets say he was dumb and a bitch. You got there and you saw peolle punching together. Since every person on bitter lake is dumb.

They have infinite health so you went to the hotel with the M4A1s and you saw a pistol. Great. When you just realized the information here is wrong and the truth is that the M4A1s are on the fearlss. Map. Your stupid.

When you just matchmaking, it took you 1 houd because peopl are scared of th recoil of the M4A1.The M4A1 are on ruins.When you grbbed your pistol with your dirty rie and got a tuku tuk,you just dont know that there is somon in the tuk tuk with awp so you got killed when the tuk tuk blew up. You destroyed your tablet just finding an M4A1.

You got your phone and downloaded ros and you saw that it needs 1GB more than PUBG. It took you 5 hours to download it with your stupid wifi and when its 99.9% somebody just unplugged your personal wifi.

A day after you got your guts to go into ruins and when you Landed and got the M4A1.Since there is only one M4A1, Somebody scoped you with a pistol using the 1000x scope and you was killed when somebody was parashuting from the glider from herd ridge. You just beng benged with him but he got you bieng headshoted. You was pissed of and fucked of even its your first second handling the new underpowered uselles ,M4A1.

You started a new match with a fireteam and took you 10 minuetes matchmaking and you landed at starless depot because your teamates said that youmwere a starless person.Your teamate got an AWP and made you to dirve a tuk tuk to go on the ruins and your team fucked up and exploded your tuk tuk while going in the ruins. You wasted yoyr effort on driving and got only 0 kills and you are ranking down beacuse of people scamming you with the M4A1.

You reported the issue and Netease Games banned you because of teamate friendly fire.

You dropped all your money and burned down your paysheets to get money from your stupid work. You also busted your moms credit card to buy a new phone because your old phone was permanently banned to download ros and to play the game.

Your mom fucked up with your asshole and gave you the cresdit card but in 1 condition: the first mathc you played ros should be a chicken dinner. You dropped down at The three buildings belowmmastout factory, Got a Vector and the WRO and got a kill. It was 30 left so you went straight training base to get a Pistol. 2 left and you were inside a tuk tuk. Your mom said that you should be fair and get out of the tuk tuk. Once you got out you was sniped by an M4A1 user.

Mom: No more ROS.

You Fuckkkkkk!!!!

A year later your mom bought you another tablet. You downloaded ros and you was surprised.100 GB and it was really laggy. You bought an internet that was 100 mbps and it also features ros.You was scammed while your unboxing the internet, you only got the cables. Poor customer.

You waited to download ros mannually and google play said 250 days left. After that time google now says 2 years left and also 1%. You waited another year and finnaly it downloaded with your dads fucking 1000mbps wifi. After that because of 2 years waiting the game started to download more. Like 300GB.

You decided to play on a computer on your niegboor because she had a shop. You bought like 59$ to the store. When you fired the game, Your gamemate said that ros was retarted and it was only the first version. You just waisted $59 from your wallet.

You finaly downloaded it and started playing.for like 24 hours. You never got a chicken dinner. You dropped at ruins but when you got there, there are no M4A1s. The reason of that beacuse of the whole world map. It features the whole world and the only M4A1 Is on China.

You was bitched and fucked up because of the 2 hour matchmaking. You landed on antartica because you were realy retarted.You got an M14EBR and an RPG. Since there are 80000 players, you was killed on the bombing zone and shitted up your progrres

1 update changed everything that M4A1s is now a pistol and consumes gasoline or fuel barrels. 1 shot is 1 tank of fuel.

Damage

Same as the AR15 but with more stability² (damage drop at 50 and 100 meters)

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Notes

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